NEL
Me and Kev
in the hospital :(
Nel and I went up to go shopping and pranced around and had a blast. met up with Kevin for some food and fun. It's never ok to have Pocahontas's meat-bridge on display. pooping in sinks is NOT okay under any circumstances, especially in places where food is served. douche alert for any guy wearing a pink popped collar shirt with hair spiked 9 inches above his head must be from New Jersey and ill kick him if he ever moves my chair. pink panthers with muffin tops are not allowed in my presence from this day forth. and blind pimps, and chocolate with backpacks are simply awkward. Pretty much the most hysterical night of my life giggling away with kevin and potato skins and H2O. then in a random minute i started to walk to the ladies room to use the restroom and 15 minutes later my shaking, sweaty, white as a ghost, eyes rolled back in the head-body was found slammed on the ground in front of the bathroom. with a screech from some girl and swarms of people flooding my person trying to wake me up. ha it was quite eventful i thought....until Kevin himself pecked his fingers at 911 and the paramedics came and due to my awkward state (sober..they thought i was on drugs or alchy get REAL!, healthy, non-diabetic, and not impregnated) they wheeled me away in an ambulance to the ER for further testing.
I'll have you all know, (now that worry should've crossed your face) that my brain was exploding inside my skull, and i've never felt sicker in my life!!! A maniac drove the ambulance, and they didnt find my jokes very funny when i told them i wasn't going because i couldn't afford it. Unfortunately they would never allow dear kevin to drive me himself!!! The nurse couldn't find my veins, 2 phlebotomists couldn't locate them, even AFTER i offered them 10 bucks a piece if they could stab me on the first try. they resorted to calling me a mutant with stringy veins! i guess it's true..right? in the end a nurse found one tiny vein in my hand for the iv. and my battle wound is nothing more than a massive bruise up my forearm from multiple needles attempting to locate blood in my frozen body!!
All in all, the tests came out kosher and nothing wrong other than low blood pressure, and low white blood cell count. I simply rested my eyes and adorable kevin drove all the way home at 4:00 am after he so patiently waited in the emergency room for about 3 or 4 hours! Ahhhhh what an evening. mother wasn't pleased i didn't ring her in the event, because her overreaction to illness! she's now quite pleased im recovered and feeling well. yet still wants me to see a doctor for passing out for no reason, but reluctant i am, since health isn't a priority these days hahahha.
