We FINALLY made it to the Blair hotel after our long drive. never book a hotel online with a shady sales lady who never leaves ppl alone unless she makes a sale. never book after a beverage. and never google it at 5 am the day before you're supposed to leave for new years celebration. it was rotten. the place was shady as ever 10 times a day. every day of my life. quite convenient as it was located 1 block from the strip. they lost my license and almost charged my credit card twice. waited in line for almost an hour. furious. toffee people never do a thing for guests. and explosions in the lobby are always alright because kevin is so patient. Aborted babies. and a rotting fetus. Room keys that dont work. 333 is under construction. chocolate that shout and become my friend. oh daymn. OOOKAAY! ;) maize hotels and managers that open rooms hoping they are empty. you guys could stay here....hector: those dr. pepper are still cold!! haha. Rm 245 and ass biten cups!! junk that never freaking works. is your ass sweaty? rooms that reak of putrid animal fat. a blow dryer that never gets turned off. chugging and sloshing before the shower is over. we're in Party Palace. 
your grill is shining..good cuz i polished it!!
after scraping his elbow on the hotel wall. post yummy mono infestation.coffee wont help anyone feel better! it's leaking it's leaking. lick my arm again- that cucumber lotion only smells divine. haha vanny im in vegas jail. no you never it's for warm cookies. C Cream and bonking heads on the table. "Nel..why is my eye closed in that picture, i never knew?..NEL??" spitting on walls in this 90 year old hotel that's about to crumble is ok by me. 245 will be branded on our persons in case we get kidnapped or lose our way! :)
Poor Kevy :( those chips were all for him but i munched them away. dont fall off the couch. and dont throw up in the garbage too much, but if you do hector will always wash it right out!! :) poor kid didnt even make it til the new year!
Poor Kevy :( those chips were all for him but i munched them away. dont fall off the couch. and dont throw up in the garbage too much, but if you do hector will always wash it right out!! :) poor kid didnt even make it til the new year!
